Mint-a-licious
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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT
(via nyxi-styx)
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I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
bro do you realize you met aliens
not unusual for a kmart
(via puffins-and-bears)
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biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship
Disagreements are a part of every healthy relationship. Having bad days when you’re not your best self is a part of every healthy relationship. Fighting, disrespect, and insults? Those are not healthy at all.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ the fact that some people don’t get this is staggering.
(via killerslowpoke)
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stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
me: *gently fixes it*
me: you can See
(via killerslowpoke)
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just finished this still life drawing for my class, my hand hurts and i never wanna draw in a hyperealistic style ever again but i’m pretty proud of it
(via shouty-y)
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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
(via shouty-y)
